A humorous and educational look at speech pathology.

Today’s Obfuscated Objective is a Speech Pathology Objective (although it also works for anyone who works with traumatic brain injury, dementia, or any other kind of impulse control issues).

What you write: “In order to reduce impulsive behavior, client will use verbalizations to request permission to perform desired actions.”

What you wish you could write: “Client will at least ask before attempting to grope me.”

-John

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