A humorous and educational look at speech pathology.

Posts tagged ‘social work’

Obfuscated Objective for 1/17/2012

Today’s Obfuscated Objective is a speech or social work objective.

What you write: “Student will actively participate in 80% of non-academic activities during the school day.”

What you wanted to write: “Student will stop sleeping during art class. And speech class. And lunch. And gym class.”

-John

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Obfuscated Objective for 6/6/2011

Today’s Obfuscated Objective is a social work/psych objective, inspired by a comment made by @SLPTanya on Twitter.

What you write: “Student will refrain from use of modern methods of simultaneously generating light and heat at inappropriate times.”

What you wanted to write: “Student will stop trying to set the school on fire.”

-John

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